I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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