He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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