I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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