You work out of a Hotel?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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