i just google imaged poop.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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