remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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