whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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