Just mADE A PArabola og urine
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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