break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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