"it" just moved
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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