talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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