I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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