I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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