Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
there is puke in my bra ... again
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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