Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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