i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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