He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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