their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I could fuck to npr.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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