So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Randomize
