She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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