Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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