Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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