i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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