i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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