He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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