On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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