uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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