What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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