A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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