And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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