I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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