Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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