that's an acceptable place to lick
i love accidental penises.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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