is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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