Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
no you cant smoke seaweed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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