have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Someone came in the potted fern
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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