Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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