Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's always time for handjobs
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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