yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I have post one night stand depression
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