sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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