I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So squirting runs in the family.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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