i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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