yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
no you cant smoke seaweed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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