Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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