If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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