But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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