Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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