You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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