My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I believe in your delicious
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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