Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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